Follow along here, my friends, as I simplify an international event that many people are stubbornly refusing to accept.
Boy meets girl
Girl is not interested
Boy has plans for girl
Girl is not interested
Boy dreams of how he can improve girl
Girl is not interested
Boys spends lavishly on girl
Girl is not interested
Boy spends even more on girl
Girl is not interested
Boy eventually gives up on girl
Girl is not interested
People accuse boy of quitting
Girl does not care
Do you now understand what is taking place in a land most Americans couldn’t find on a map if the countries were not labelled?
Smooth Aggregator, Not So Smooth Poet 