What can we blame on Russia today?
Will it be Putin’s fault
When your team goofs a play?
Who in Moscow wanted it to be
Not warm enough for you or for me?
Donald didn’t sign that stimulus bill
Did an FSB officer slip him a pill?
Come on, my friend, please help me find
What Russia did today to make your gears grind.
Smooth Aggregator, Not So Smooth Poet 