The Neanderthal opens up about “girls” and football

“Girls” shouldn’t play football because they... ...might get hurt Praise Jesus, no man has ever been hurt playing the sport! ...don’t know the game By God, I never knew the male reproductive organ included knowledge about football! ...might cry if they lose So, male athletes who have cried aren’t men? ...are ladies, and ladies shouldn’t …

The kicker

The kicker No one in the powerful world Has seen one like this before Dinosaurs roar Such fools they are

Eternity

The strong man smiles As his friend brings death Both men unchecked And unhinged An enemy promises Revenge This is no Circle of life